It’s that time a year… I can’t take credit but enjoy…
Erin Andrews’ Favorite Positions
Travis Henry’s Dusty Rubbers
Travis Henry’s Rhythm Method
Brady Quinn’s Bitten Pillow
Brady Quinn’s Brown Helmet
Children of the Zorn
Me So Zorny
Matt Jonesing For Coke
Matt Jones Toilet Rail
Leinart’s Hot Tub Minors
Bonging Beers with Leinart
Matt Leinart’s Wingmen
TO’s Bitter ManTears
Javon Walker’s Vegas Vacation
Brandon Marshall’s Happy Meal
Driving Miss Benson
Benson’s Navy
Cedric Benson’s Beached Pontoon
Benson’s Boat Party
Joe Simpson’s Daughter Touching Company
Brett Favre’s Intercepted Texts
Brett Favre’s Wafflers
Packer-Issued Cell Phones
Live Free or Die Favre
Bengals’ Legal Team
Emmit Smif’s school of elocution
Carruthless Gangstas
Fack the Patriots
I Gave Her The Shockey
Andy Reid’s Parenting School
Cutler’s Diabeatyou
Darrion Scott’s Daddy Daycare
Body by Lendale
Lorenzen Lives
Strip Club Weathermen (Forecast: Rain)
Al Davis’ Tracksuit Mafia
2 Mannings – 1 Cup
Kim Kardashian’s Reggie Bush
Two and a Half Mendenhall
Kick Ass Offense
Pimpin’ Aint Brees-y
Couple Years Old But Still Funny
One Night Rape Stand
Kissing Suzy Kolber
Hung Like Vick’s Dogs
Chumura’s Hot Tub
Najeh Shit in my Hamper
Nate Newton’s Trunk O’Weed
Straight Cash Smoothies
Lawrence Taylor Blows Through the Line
Classic Names
Eleven Mini-Ditkas
Ten Morgan Freemans
Bruce Lee and the Karate Kids
10 jerks & a squirt
I Opened Pandora’s Box And All I Got Was Chlamydia
Menace 2 Sobriety
Alcoholics Unanimous
Diarrhea Filled Pinatas
Van with No Windows
Amish Rake Fight
Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza
Failed Anorexics
2 Guys 1 Cup (if you share a team with someone)
Birmington Booty Calls – urban dictionary this…
The Innocent Sleepovers
Off in the Shower
Off Constantly
Cougar Bait
Topical Team Names
Dark Knight Overdose
Heath Ledger’s Prescription Plan
Heath Ledger’s Ambien Stash
Heath Ledger Memorial Pharmacy
R. Kelly’s Day Care
Larry Craig’s Wide Stance
Courtesy Taps
Amy Winehouse Dead By Week 3
Britneys Big Montana
Ted Kennedy’s Tumah’s
Beijing Bars Banned of Brothers
2 Comments
August 19, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Winehouse dead by week 3…
classic
August 21, 2009 at 8:58 am
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