Best Fantasy Football Names: 2009 Edition

Merriman’s home security
2 inches flacco 4 inches huard
Favres flippy floppys
Hattiesburg deliberators
Bearpath lease
Favre dollar footlong
Witten my pants
Turner and housh
The saints dropped a deuce
Matt millens mulligans
Forgetting brandon marshall
Cassel greyskull
Scoobydrewbreesdoo
Tom bundchen
Erin andrews favorite positions
My ditka in her butkus
Dirty mark sanchez
Ben rapelisberger
Bigbens southern trespass
Mcnultys tv repair
Gisele to poundtown
Affair mcnair
Quickdraw mcnair
Ghosts of girlfriends past 2
Vicks wildcat dogfight
Vick in a box
Kibbles [...]

Help Needed in Oakland

The Raiders were once good for the league because they were the bad boys that won. The guys they brought in had records, both on the field and off. They were the Dallas Cowboys of the 90’s. Now they’re lead by star of the upcoming movie Zombieland Al Davis (opening Oct 2nd).
Some decisions have left [...]

The Best Fantasy Football Team Names

It’s that time a year… I can’t take credit but enjoy…
Erin Andrews’ Favorite Positions
Travis Henry’s Dusty Rubbers
Travis Henry’s Rhythm Method
Brady Quinn’s Bitten Pillow
Brady Quinn’s Brown Helmet
Children of the Zorn
Me So Zorny
Matt Jonesing For Coke
Matt Jones Toilet Rail
Leinart’s Hot Tub Minors
Bonging Beers with Leinart
Matt Leinart’s Wingmen
TO’s Bitter ManTears
Javon Walker’s Vegas Vacation
Brandon Marshall’s Happy Meal
Driving Miss Benson
Benson’s [...]

Thank you Ted Thompson

On behalf of all Vikings fans thank you Ted Thompson.
Conditional picks or not… the best player on your team just left in trail of beer, cheese, and tears from fat chicks and drunken men.
And the story started some 3 years ago…